I happen to believe that this is the singular book that made me laugh this much! I mean, there were parts when I would have done a spit-take if I were drinking something when I came across those words!!
"Settling into the nook between them, I rested. Our home was secure, and now I watched over The Feeder and The Tall One, so I allowed myself to dream. Of her. The one that got away."
I'll tell you one thing: I've never read a book in a cat's (and that too the mother (or should I say father) of all the awesome cats that abide this earth) perspective!
"Porrrrreeeennnnnya," Clive said... Oh, Clive.
Oh, the texts and the witty talk! This one made me say "Oh, the irony!":
Simon(on an airplane): "The kid keeps banging my seat"
The book was awesome. Just awesome! 'Nuff said.